RAIN!!! RAIN, DAMN IT!!! RAIN!!! You know you want to! I can see how grey and ominous your clouds are! Just give me a few drops and we'll start from there! I got an Itunes playlist all set for ya!! What, you want me to do a rain dance? Is that what it's gonna take? Fine, you win.
(45 second Rain Dance Break)
Okay? Are you happy now? Can you show me some precip now, old friend? We had a deal!
6 comments:
Tonight. You. Me. Rain dance. The cats will love it.
I'm afraid we're well past that now...I have not been granted a single drop. When the gods scoff at the rain dance, you must go one step further. I'm afraid we must proceed to kitten sacrifice. Don't tell Meghan.
Judy Zaylor also wants it to rain. Her trick? She washed her car yesterday in hopes that it always rains when you just washed your car.
Brilliant!
If it rains, no one golfs.
If no one golfs, my course loses revenue.
If my course loses revenue, I lose my job.
If I lose my job, I become homeless.
If I become homeless, I end up sleeping on your couch.
If I end up sleeping on your couch, the terrorists have on.
Can you really have that on your conscience?
Yes.
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