Wednesday, April 22, 2009

That's An Interesting Bouquet, Or How I Learned I Have a Finely Tuned Palette

So I am sitting at the dining room table with Nicole last night, going over wedding ceremony specifics, when my bride-to-be rips her fourth fart of the night. To which I respond, "Oh God that smells like stale Pringles."

And the kicker? I was right. Hit the can right on the lid.

6 comments:

Conrad said...

It is uncanny how perfect for each other you are!

Joe said...

That post has forever changed me.

Wayne said...

Feed her Cheetos

AJ said...

Wayne, you just gave me a solid, 8 minute fit of giggles.

John, you just gave me nauseau.

Wayne said...

She is going to make you a fortunate! Check this out

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j.h.k. said...

Now there's a green job I am qualified for.