Pain.

Anybody that knows me knows that I am in great pain today. USC lost its bid for a third straight national title and they lost it in a game that they absolutely should have won. A part of me died last night. I am a broken man. I feel like I just caught my girlfriend with another man. Not to mention the second worst hangover i've ever had from beer alone. The pain is lingering like a 500-lb sumo wrestler sitting on my chest. It ain't going anywhere. The only thing that brought me a split second of relief was a reference that my friend Conrad made. See below.