Thursday, January 05, 2006

The Obligatory Post-Breakup Haircut

Since this SC loss is stinging as badly as a painful breakup, it should come as no surprise that I feel compelled to express this forced fresh start in some sort of new look. I just can't decide which way to go. Should I...

A) shave my beard, doing nothing to my hair

B) buzz my head and keep the beard

C) buzz my head and shave the beard

5 comments:

Rebecca said...

don't shave the beard!! Dye your hair black and wear eyeliner.

Joe said...

Dude, keep the beard and hair, just dye 'em read. You know, like Chuck Norris.

In all honested, shave the dome and trim the beard so they are all the same length. Seriously.

Joe said...

Um, make that 'red' and 'honesty'.

Wow...typing at 11 PM after spending three hours brewing/drinking beer ain't the best of combinations. By the way, that place is awesome. We gotta go there, John.

"Me fail English? That's umpossible!"

Anonymous said...

Behind Chuck Norris's beard is another fist!!!

j.h.k. said...

On Thursday, Lendale White will announce his decision to either go pro or stay for his senior year. I think I will marry my decision to his. The departure of White will truly call for a fresh start. Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...