Specifics

The following exchange actually occured last weekend at Phoenix Municipal Stadium...

Cruiser: Hi, can I have a hot dog, please?

Concession Man: We're out of hot dogs.

Cruiser: You're out of hot dogs?

Concession Man: Yes.

Cruiser: Like you're making more but there's none at the moment or...

Concession Man: No, we are completely out.

Cruiser looks behind Concession Man to see no fewer than 35 hot dogs sweating it out on the roller-cooker thing.

Cruiser: What about all those?

Concession Man: Oh, those are Super Dogs.

Cruiser: May I have a Super Dog?

Concession Man: Sure. Come on man, you gotta be specific.