Hungover at Work or: How I Discovered the Only Thing That Could Improve Jessica Alba Was Maple Syrup

CitizenKumpart: how good do pancakes sound right now?
mikebinla: ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
mikebinla: pancakes
CitizenKumpart: fuckin flapjacks
CitizenKumpart: CitizenKumpart: fuck this, let's get some pancakes
KiDDster7: if i could eat right now i would
CitizenKumpart: why can't you eat?
KiDDster7: i'm still drunk
mikebinla: LOL
mikebinla: what time did you guys leave?
CitizenKumpart: 1230-1245
mikebinla: nice
mikebinla: it really escalated last night
CitizenKumpart: good times
mikebinla: i had a GREAT time!
CitizenKumpart: i'll bet you did
CitizenKumpart: "A Mega Millions ticket sold in Anaheim, California, has won the $315 million grand prize."
CitizenKumpart: sorry dude
CitizenKumpart: so much for the early Fiesta Bowl
mikebinla: i was close
mikebinla: not really
mikebinla: FIESTA BOWL!
mikebinla: it's on
mikebinla: are you bringing them by?
CitizenKumpart: ?
mikebinla: the flapjacks
CitizenKumpart: dude
CitizenKumpart: i wish
mikebinla: dude
mikebinla: flapjacks
mikebinla: hook a brother up
CitizenKumpart: you know what else sounds good
CitizenKumpart: little.
CitizenKumpart: chocolate.
CitizenKumpart: donettes.
mikebinla: I WANT PANCAKES MAN!
CitizenKumpart: dude
CitizenKumpart: that's the cruel nature of this world
CitizenKumpart: what we want most is so simple, so easy, so seemingly attainable
CitizenKumpart: and yet we can't reach out and touch it
mikebinla: wtf are you talking about?
mikebinla: it isn't hard
CitizenKumpart: our happiness is a mirage
mikebinla: just bring me some fuckin panckaes
mikebinla: NOW
CitizenKumpart: dude
CitizenKumpart: telling me to bring you some fucking pancakes while i am chained to my desk is like me telling you to bring me some fucking jessica alba
CitizenKumpart: actually, could you look into that please?
mikebinla: yes!
mikebinla: i will look into it!
mikebinla: IF YOU BRING ME SOME DAMN PANCAKES!
mikebinla: NOW!
mikebinla: NOW!
CitizenKumpart: flapjacks?
mikebinla: CALL ME SIR YOU SON OF A BITCH!
mikebinla: YES!!!
CitizenKumpart: hot cakes?
mikebinla: john
mikebinla: you are going to make me upset
mikebinla: you do NOT want to see me upset
CitizenKumpart: griddle cakes?
mikebinla: dude
mikebinla: pushing buttons
CitizenKumpart: what about this
mikebinla: ?
CitizenKumpart: http://www.desktopexchange.com/gallery/albums/Jessica-Alba-wallpaper/Jessica_Alba_5.jpg
CitizenKumpart: +
CitizenKumpart: http://www.sportalicious.com/Images/pancakes.jpg
CitizenKumpart: simultaneous!
CitizenKumpart: alba w/maple syrup
CitizenKumpart: i just called it in
CitizenKumpart: i don't know about you but i've got a short stack on the way
mikebinla: really?
CitizenKumpart: yes
mikebinla: awesome
CitizenKumpart: i suggest you do the same
mikebinla: i am on my way up
CitizenKumpart: dude
mikebinla: ?
CitizenKumpart: i didn't get any for you
mikebinla: what?
mikebinla: you're kidding, right?
CitizenKumpart: oy
CitizenKumpart: such a prima donna
CitizenKumpart: alright, i'm seeing if i can add to my order
mikebinla: no, i am kidding
mikebinla: i am all good
CitizenKumpart: since your dialing finger is broken
CitizenKumpart: what?
CitizenKumpart: you're backing out now?
CitizenKumpart: NOW?
mikebinla: went for cereal insteas
mikebinla: instead
CitizenKumpart: when the pancakes are imminent?
mikebinla: lol
mikebinla: you enjoy buddy
CitizenKumpart: where is your American Resolve?
mikebinla: i am irish
mikebinla: Ireland mofo
CitizenKumpart: you think your people wouldn't have wanted you to have some pancakes if you could while they were starving?
mikebinla: lol
CitizenKumpart: today is the Irish Pancake Famine
CitizenKumpart: and you are marching straight into it like it's the Rose Parade
mikebinla: that does sound nice
CitizenKumpart: "it's delicious"
mikebinla: mmm, sounds like it
CitizenKumpart: ok so when can i expect jessica to arrive?
mikebinla: /
mikebinla: ?
mikebinla: is she not there yet
CitizenKumpart: don't fuck with me
mikebinla: asking a question
CitizenKumpart: no dude
CitizenKumpart: she is NOT here yet
mikebinla: that bitch
mikebinla: i'll call her
CitizenKumpart: you do that
CitizenKumpart: word to the wise:
CitizenKumpart: when having pancakes delivered, ALWAYS ask for extra syrup
mikebinla: oh
mikebinla: always
mikebinla: i know that
CitizenKumpart: thanks for telling me