You know my friend Joe who skipped out on my 30th birthday party to go see John Mayer and didn't so much as write, text, or call on or around my birthday? You got him? Good.
You know what Joe DID do on my birthday? He cashed a check I had written him seven months prior--in May.
It's nice to know I was in his thoughts after all.
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That is too good to be true.
Here's a better one:
Do you what Joe was doing during the weekend of our camping trip, the trip that I begged him to go on because it was my last one before going on active duty out of the country? He was in Los Angeles, going to a Kings game on Saturday and a Laker game on Sunday (both at Staples).
So add the Kings and the Lakers to the list of things Joe would do than hang out with his friends.
I can understand how John would know a check was cashed, because the bank told him. But Adam, how did you know what he did? You couldn't have talked to him, I heard he was dead.
Are you kidding me?! I felt bad enough that I forgot your bday. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The incriminating evidence was left on his facebook page, which he still has the wherewithal to update.
Oh, he's not my friend anymore so I can't see him.
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