I'd like to take a moment to help spread the word about a product that is revolutionizing the world of womens' exercise. It's called the iGallop (another non-Apple product piggybacking the "i" prefix in an effort to be cool). It's "the fun and easy way to exercise your abs and core" by simulating a horseback ride...and being an odd but undeniable turn-on in the process. Apparently, you just put this thing on top of a chair, straddle it, and go to town. They say "the secret is in its zero-impact, tri-axial riding action." I say, indeeeeeed it is. However, whatever the secret is, its about as well kept as Victoria's. They might as well call this product the iDryHump. I highly recommend you go to the Brookstone web site and launch the video demonstration. It is high-larry-us.