Dear Friends,
I regret to inform you that the very tenuous, uncertain nature of my employment this holiday season will not allow me to shower you with the lavish gifts I would like to. Please, read nothing into it. I still love you and will do my best to give you whatever I can, but with unemployment looming, I'm afraid it's going to be a very lean Christmas.
Sincerely,
Me
4 comments:
Raid the supply closet. My family is getting paperclips and binders this Christmas.
Conrad's got it. For Hannukah, I am giving out lavish DVDs like the Hallmark classic "Love's Unfolding Dream" and "hokey love story where someone learns a valauble lesson."
I don't blame you John; I blame global warming and George Bush, but not necessarily in that order.
Uh, okay.
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