tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-185401962024-03-07T00:53:49.795-08:00Don't Mind Me, I Just Live Herej.h.k.http://www.blogger.com/profile/06419117874637825962noreply@blogger.comBlogger739125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18540196.post-54034785970699893912017-02-23T18:06:00.001-08:002017-02-23T18:06:05.594-08:002/23/17I started this day quite actively. I only hit snooze once, virtually jumping out of bed on the second alarm sounding of the "Star Wars" main title score. I went to the garden, harvested a head of cabbage and watered. I made it into the gym and had a decent workout. I was at my desk ready to buy Ryan Adams concert tickets ten minutes before they went on sale at nine. I started strong.<div>
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We need a vacation, a true adventure. We can't seem to get that planned either. The world seems determined to keep us exactly where and what we are right now. It's like trying to make an online purchase, but the screen keeps refreshing, telling us there are errors or missing information in our submission. Which field did we miss?</div>
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j.h.k.http://www.blogger.com/profile/06419117874637825962noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18540196.post-15750647184746228562017-02-17T11:11:00.002-08:002017-02-17T11:11:31.859-08:002/17/17It's a gloriously gloomy, rainy day and there are new albums from Alison Krauss and Ryan Adams to enjoy. Happy Friday.<br />
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I was watching the movie "The Accountant" last night and there was a pretty common scene that I thought was done uncommonly well. It's one of those scenes where one person holds another at gunpoint and the potential victim pleads for his life by arguing, "Please, please, I got kids." The way they did it in this movie was grounded and touching. Watching it, I couldn't help but ask myself, "What would my argument be?"<br />
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I had an audition for a play a few weeks ago. From the way I found out about it, to the play and the role itself, to the schedule, to the good feeling I got when I walked into the theater, the whole thing felt fated. I was really excited about it and I would have poured my heart into it. Obviously, I didn't get it. As much as that sucks, and as much as I know I would have killed in this part, I understand that rejection is part of the deal and you can't win them all. The hardest part, which I am still struggling with, is what to do now. I had all these ideas about the play and, admittedly, fantasies about performing in it, and now I don't know what to do with all that energy.<br />
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I'm not even sure that the energy needs a release actually. It may have just dissipated. Lately I've been questioning whether I need any creative outlet altogether. I go to work, I come home and have a drink, listen to records or watch a movie, and I go to bed. Rest and repeat. And I'm not altogether unhappy doing that. I've been beating myself up a little bit, saying I needed to sit down and write something and shoot it my (damn) self, yet I have no ideas. I think, "Just sit down and write ANYTHING and who cares if it sucks. Tomorrow, do it again." There is a great anecdote I heard recently from one of my artistic heroes, Tyler Lyle, about how sometimes you just have to make more pots*. Then the self-obstruction saunters in and drops bombs. Am I trying to force myself to be creative because it's tied to an idea I've always held about myself? Is it time to look in the mirror and be honest with myself?<br />
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*The thing about the pots...There was this study done where they had two groups of people and they told each group (separately, of course) to make pots. They told the first group to make the most beautiful pots they could, regardless of how many they made or if they even finished one at all. They told the second group to make as many pots as they possibly could with no regard for the beauty or uniqueness of the pots. I should note that these were average, non-potting joes. In a relatively short amount of time, the first group struggled to finish their pots and, for the most part, did not come up with anything particularly lovely. The second group, however, as they continued to plug (or pot) away as fast as they could, naturally got a little better technically and, even while still going for efficiency, began to branch out into artistic flourishes and expression. As I'm sure you've gathered as the point, the second group ended up with far more beautiful pots in the end. And more of them. Thus the thought that sometimes you just have to make more pots.j.h.k.http://www.blogger.com/profile/06419117874637825962noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18540196.post-51772137947769487962016-10-04T12:37:00.000-07:002016-10-04T12:37:31.699-07:00Hot Towel FinishA key component of the Supercuts marketing plan these days appears to be what they call the "hot towel finish." It sounds like a Happy Ending, probably by design, but I think it's safe to assume it's something in the neighborhood of a hot towel to the neck and possible face. I can't say for sure because, despite being a regular Supercuts patron, I have never received the hot towel finish. And that's the thorn in my side at the moment.<div>
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j.h.k.http://www.blogger.com/profile/06419117874637825962noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18540196.post-36243899568208194162016-09-26T18:15:00.000-07:002016-09-26T18:15:35.016-07:00Memory, etc.I'm still a couple years shy of 40 and I feel even younger than that, but my memory or lack thereof seems to be that of a much older man. So old that I can't remember shit. I was recently pre-partying the Garth Brooks concert with two friends from college and they were bringing up specific memories I was apparently involved in and I didn't have the faintest recollection of any of it. I've been guilty many times of being overly sentimental or sensitive. It's one of my greatest faults. I kind of need my memories for that. It's such a pure and innocent joy when a memory is unlocked, something you hadn't realized you'd lost and are so thrilled to find again. I suppose that's why old friends enjoy getting together to reminisce, so that they can give each other back their own lost memories. They can kick open doors warped shut to rooms you hadn't stepped in for years. They can add color and texture to those rooms you did already occasionally wander into. Art, nature, drugs, and psychotherapy are the other catalysts to unearthing memories buried within your mind, but only old friends can return something to you that was truly lost. The best is perhaps when they share new information you never even knew about at the time.<div>
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Even though it's hot as balls outside, the calendar tells me it's fall. I suspect it's right because it's always at this time of year, even more so than at Christmas, that I get nostalgic, about the times I can remember and about the memories I can only feel the tracks of without knowing which way they've gone or where to look for them.</div>
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One of my favorite singer/songwriters is named Tyler Lyle. He does this incredible thing with his fans, which he calls "<a href="https://tylerlyle.bandcamp.com/" target="_blank">The Secret Lair</a>." Every month he writes and records at least three new songs and researches, writes, and records a podcast on that month's theme. We the fans can enjoy it all for a minimum of $3 per month. He's a damn smart man, citing some pretty dense texts in his research, and I often have to listen to the podcast in installments if my commute doesn't afford me the focus needed to comprehend everything he's discussing. The podcasts are never anything short of thought provoking and interesting and at their best they are enlightening and life affirming. This month's theme is "Home" and I found it to be one of the latter varieties. One morning last week, I listened to this podcast on my way into work and it really brought me a sense of peace and connectivity to the present world, as opposed to the inherent true unattainability* of memories (see, this WAS relevant). Anyway, I'm babbling--I just wanted to share this passage that came from the last few minutes of the podcast. Hopefully it still makes sense plucked out of the context of the full piece. If you like it, I recommend his song "One Beating Heart" as a complement.</div>
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<i>"The paradox of happiness is that it's the simplest things, the ones that we imagine to be banal and boring that are actually enriching, actually the most good. Happiness depends more on the possession of a congenial companion than a well decorated villa. Joy is different from bliss in the same way that street magic is different from the magic of connection--intimacy, empathy, creativity. Saying that joy is a higher aim than bliss even though it requires a lowering of one's 'attainable felicity' is really another way to affirm that life itself is its own sacrament, that all life is holy. There is no distinction between the spirit and the flesh, no need to escape from it. If as Dr. Quantum says, space is the illusion that gives us the illusion that we are separate from one another, than joy is the shedding of that illusion. We forget and we remember. Life is unified. Joy is the moment of realization that this is indeed true."</i></div>
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If only I knew what it was. I like this idea you hear writers talk about, their "daily pages," a way to just keep the muscles from atrophying. I don't think daily pages are usually posted online, and I don't fashion myself a writer anyway, but what the hell, this is easier for me than a Google doc.<br />
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Lately it's been bothering me how there's never enough time for anything. Or rather, there's never enough time to do anything right.<br />
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I have a job, I want to be good at it. I try to work out regularly to improve fitness and feel good physically. I want to watch one or two TV shows so I can have something to talk about with other humans. I need to practice acting (by way of acting class) because it brings me the joy of being present and unthinking. My God, there are so many books I want to read, ones already sitting on my shelf and others adding pages to my Amazon wish list. I have a beautiful wife, great friends, and a big family, and I want to spend time with them and be a part of their lives. I have a garden I need to cultivate and maintain. There are places in this city, this state, this country, and this world that I have never explored and am very curious to visit. I enjoy cooking, which requires more time than it should because I'm not terribly proficient at it. I like to keep a clean home, which necessitates cleaning (vicious circle). Every 3,000 miles or so, my car needs its oil changed, its tires rotated. And some days, I really like to do nothing at all.<br />
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It pains me the things I am not getting to at any given time. It's not like I can even take it one or two things at a time. Nothing above can be neglected or saved for later. There's just not enough damn time to do it all (Except work, which always gets 110%. Hello, Boss).<br />
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Basically, I feel like Brennan Huff sitting in his required therapy sessions asking, "What happens when there's inclement weather? Where do you...? What do you wear?"<br />
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I'm currently reading (see: <i>Slowly</i>) a book called <u>Jayber Crow</u> by Wendell Berry, which, merely 60-something pages in anyway, seems to be one of those slow-burning books of sneakily genius insight. Early in his life as a young man, the main character, Jayber, finds himself in school studying to be a priest when his faith is shaken by paradigm-shifting questions about God. He goes to his adviser and shares all his questions, hoping to get answers that will put his religious life back on track. Jayber asks him, how can he ever stand in front of people and give a sermon to people on God when these questions are a thorn in his mind. As it turns out, this last question is the only one of Jayber's the adviser answers. He says simply, "You can't." And with that, of course, Jayber promptly drops out of college and begins to explore whatever will become of him next.<br />
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To some degree, that's how I feel about what the questions I was wrestling with in my last post. Six months later, I can't answer a single one of my questions any better than when I asked them. However, I feel much better about life than I did then because I feel less compelled to ask those questions at all. I don't think they are any less valid in being asked, but they just don't occur to me anymore. Okay, they do, but not nearly as much.<br />
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When I ask myself why that is, why I've been able to just sort of move on from this dilemma that only six months ago had me paralyzed, I think it's that I no longer think it matters much. I can give up or not give up, die trying to do this or resign myself to do that, but whatever is going to be is going to be. It's not up to me. Who or what it is up to is another discussion I don't really want to blog about, but it certainly isn't me. I'm essentially powerless. I find a lot of relief and freedom in that idea. My life is a ride and I am in a passenger seat. Sometimes I will like the ride and sometimes I won't, but there's no point in me trying to steer a wheel that isn't there.<br />
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Not that I'm wandering aimlessly about, untethered from responsibility or choice, waiting to see whether the wind blows me onto the sidewalk or into the street. I can see how my tone here might seem like I've simply lost all hope and dealing with it accordingly. Nothing could be further from the truth. I'm doing great. Life is good. Some things are presently working out and others aren't. I'm just doing a better job, I think, of letting go and appreciating the beauty of the whole thing.j.h.k.http://www.blogger.com/profile/06419117874637825962noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18540196.post-12617168483194340632015-11-09T13:01:00.002-08:002015-11-10T11:04:40.700-08:00What To Do List<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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There is said to be virtue in knowing and accepting who you are. "Make friends with who you are," the song says*. I get that. If you know who you are, you're likely to be more at peace than someone still "finding themselves" like any college kid or Kerry Russell in "Felicity."<br />
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There is also that American spirit to never give up, never say die, never stop fighting. You could drown in all the cliches, sayings, and anecdotes to this effect. I agree with this idea too, obviously. If Matt Damon can survive being stranded on Mars, why should anyone give up on anything anywhere, right?<br />
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I am confused, however, with how to reconcile these two truths. What if who you are, objectively, is not who you feel you are or who you want to be?** At what point do you have to take stock and own your limitations or failures? Isn't that an act of surrender? Is it ever okay to give up? If so, when does giving up stop becoming a sign of weakness or cowardice? And if not, is the virtue of being so brave worth being ignorant of a practical self-awareness?<br />
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I realize specifics would give more teeth to my dilemma. I feel that specifics, however, would steer an innocent, open question into a whining call for help or, God forbid, advice. This is certainly not intended to be that. I will say there is a life I would like to live, one that I feel suited to, a simple and modest existence, which most take for granted, or suffer mid-life crises in the midst of. Life (Capital "L" variety), however, does not seem mutually interested in my plan.<br />
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What's a boy to do? Accept that this is who I am and this is the life I am meant to lead, meaningless as it may seem to me, or continue down a dead-end alley a la the marching band in "Animal House"? At this moment, the most comforting course seems to try to fool Life altogether, move to some completely new place, change my name, and take on the life of a more interesting character.<br />
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*"The Age of Worry," By John Mayer (Yes, I am quoting the eternal wisdom of John Mayer. Is there a problem?)<br />
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**I realize this sentence could easily give the impression I am enduring some kind of gender identity crisis. I assure you, this is not the case. Not that there's anything wrong with that. Well, I mean, I'm sure there is something wrong with it in that it's incredibly difficult for a person going through it, but I'm not distancing myself from the idea because I find it embarrassing in any way. There, that's settled.j.h.k.http://www.blogger.com/profile/06419117874637825962noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18540196.post-17905259372840042932015-06-08T19:11:00.000-07:002015-06-08T19:11:08.781-07:00Pallet CleanserI don't have anything I particularly want to say. I really just wanted to get something else up here that wasn't such a downer. Hmmm….Oh I got one.<br />
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Our garden is really booming. That little 15' x 15' square on the hillside that started as a wild, overgrown mess of dirt, weeds, and a dead rose bush is now popping out Jurassic Park-sized zucchinis three at a time. And here come the beans and tomatoes. We also pulled some lettuce last night. We saw Jeff Garlin do a set last weekend where he was talking about how you get to an age where you can take comfort in knowing you will never do certain things again in your life. I completely get that and agree, but I think this is the flip side to that idea. I never gardened. I never even mowed a lawn until I was 30 years old. Who knew one day at 36 years of age I'd suddenly start growing vegetables much less loving the shit out of it? Life--go figure, huh?j.h.k.http://www.blogger.com/profile/06419117874637825962noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18540196.post-5684116163806334232015-05-19T23:07:00.004-07:002015-05-19T23:07:59.482-07:00Dear Universe (Because, yes, I'm at that point tonight),I need a job. It's been five months. I am ready to work. I was watching the "Mad Men" finale the other night and my big takeaway was, Gosh, wouldn't it be nice to have a career.<br />
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Universe, I have searched, I have researched, I have soul searched, and I have applied. My God, how I've applied. I sometimes wonder if online job applications go to the same place in the North Pole as letters to Santa.<br />
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I am more than the sum of my resume. Kids, be careful the jobs you take in your life because people will generally only expect that your past is all you're capable of repeating. As much as your heart may lead you to zig and zag, the working world would just as soon prefer that you zig, zig, and continue to zig because, well, you have no zagging experience. Never have I worked a job that, despite the steepest of learning curves, did not become second nature without the proverbial house burning down. Granted, I have never worked in neurosurgery. I'll give you that one; it could very well be over my head. But, for the most part, I've found the actual work to be pretty easy, or at least easy to figure out.<br />
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Please, Universe, don't get me wrong, I have enjoyed the time off. I've decompressed and re-inflated with the air of a broader perspective. However, that perspective, which values family, home, travel, and creative and artistic exploration, requires the benevolence of funding.<br />
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Of course, it's bigger than that, if size matters here. I would like to regain some semblance of direction in my life beyond this aimless, rudderless, powerless drift, seemingly random as a Roomba.<br />
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Dear Universe, enough is enough. I'm ready. I have a lot to offer. Please, help me find the right buyer.<br />
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If it doesn't work out, I'll be okay. With new albums from James Taylor and Indigo Girls on the way, I'll have a very big June. I'll take each of them for a long drive so we can get properly aquainted. A jobless July will afford me the family trip to South Dakota I've missed out on for the last five years. Should August (And Everything After?) arrive without the hope of work, it will at least be USC football season and I am pretty sure I still have at least a year of eligibility left.<br />
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I'll be honest, I was slightly surprised when I got laid off, although I did see it coming a few weeks prior. I wasn't exactly devastated by the news though. I had been daydreaming for some time about a fresh start, possibly doing something entirely different. I hadn't had the balls to break away myself so here was the universe taking care of it for me. What new job or--screw it, career--was I going to find that would inevitably be a better fit for me, if not immediately, surely in the long run?<br />
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It's Week 7 now, and the search continues. You might imagine me being absorbed by the quicksand of my couch, sinking deeper by the day under the weight of frozen pizza, light beer, and binged television. I am foolishly proud to say, I haven't had one entire day where I was that unproductive. I have had the occasional splurge on a lunch beer and a "Friday Night Lights" episode, and who's going to sweat me a power nap if I'm able and in need. Generally speaking though, I've kept relatively busy. It has been so incredibly nice to live by my own schedule and not rush anything. Having held down a job nearly every day since I was 15 years old (minus a few post-college months), it was truly surreal in those first few days of unemployment to be out in the world on a Tuesday afternoon with no place to go. I felt like Jim Carrey in "The Truman Show" when he starts to realize something is not right and starts running into random buildings to see if people are really in there living. As it turns out, whether I have a job or not, the world spins madly on*.<br />
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Once I got used to the concept, being job-free has been a blessing--financial hardship notwithstanding. I realize now how much residual, generic stress I was carrying around. I find I'm smelling the roses a lot more often now and not simply because I have more time to do so. And just because I don't have a job, it doesn't mean there's no work to do. I've gardened, grocery shopped, cooked, cleaned, and laundered. There is something so right about being home before dark and taking the time to not simply heat food, but cook it. I think I would make an ideal househusband. Alas, that is not my fate, but I am hoping this will be my chance to find the job/career that I am suited for and that I will flourish in.<br />
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I actually went to a career workshop to see about figuring out what perfect job might be. It was quite helpful to not only identify my skills, workplace values, etc., but to see them right there on paper, in workspeak lingo I can use in an interview, should I ever get one. There were indeed some non-entertainment careers that interested me. Unfortunately, the real contenders either don't pay enough for me to live, require going back to school and incurring even more student loan debt, or both, meaning I'd have to go back to school to be qualified for a job that doesn't pay enough to make the student loan payments. To say nothing of funding a family, a house, and a cat who believes her every meal to be an all-you-can-eat buffet. I understand the argument that says life is long and I should think of the bigger picture, i.e. sacrifice in the short term to become a psychologist or something and recoup when the earnings eventually do build up. Here's the thing. I can see making that sacrifice if the career in question (I don't think it would be psychology, but let's roll with it) were my actual heartfelt passion, my dream. But I don't see the wisdom in going further into debt, going back to school, moving into a studio apartment (probably being dramatic with that) so that I can be a psychologist when what's in my heart is to be an actor. <i>So go be an actor!</i>, right? That is what I would prefer to do, to continue to pursue acting, but find a parallel career in a place that is right for me.<br />
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Then there are the dark days. I'm averaging 1.2 days per week where I feel like a loser and a failure. I waste time recounting the things I might have done differently, jobs I might have refused, others I might have held out for, choices I should have made, stands I should have taken. Luckily, I don't let these days conquer the faith and hope that otherwise carry me through. I do wonder sometimes though, if I wouldn't have been better off with a different outlook on work and career from the very start. Maybe my problem is that I bought into the idea that you should love your job. Maybe this idea that a person's career should be this harmonious, enriching experience in which they provide their unique talents to a task and get paid handsomely for it is a sick joke. Maybe a job is just supposed to be a job and a person should, from the beginning, pursue whichever career they are most capable of that will provide them the most money to take care of their family, within the limits of the law, of course. Today's my dark day for the week, can you tell?<br />
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This is where I am right now. I reread "The Alchemist" recently, which hit home more so now than the first time I read it. I'm out on the trail now, keeping an eye out for the omens, determined to chase down my Personal Legend, wherever it may be.<br />
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*I don't know if I am only quoting the song of the same name by The Weepies, in which case I would have put the phrase in quotes, or if this is an actual saying.j.h.k.http://www.blogger.com/profile/06419117874637825962noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18540196.post-1873658011415377572014-07-29T18:19:00.001-07:002014-07-29T18:19:28.158-07:00Jon Stewart, Them's Fightin' Words!I am so happy that "Comedians In Cars Getting Coffee" is back in season. It has become my Thursday afternoon tradition, I get my coffee, plug in my headphones, and take a little break from work at the end of the week. I've waxed poetic about the show plenty by now so I won't go on about that, but, rather something said in the latest episode by guest Jon Stewart. I should preface this by pointing out that early in the episode, Jerry observes that Stewart has never lived in LA. So with that in mind, here are his perspectives on the two cities.<br />
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On New York City:<br />
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<i>...all these different cultures and they come together and the alchemy of it creates something really vibrant and new.</i><br />
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On LA:<br />
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<i>it's all singular and that lack of bass tones and the treble tones...it's just too narrow. It strikes me as like being in Vegas. Everybody's tuned to the same frequency...</i><br />
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As is to be expected, my first reaction is to defend my hometown (or closest major metropolis) from the disdain of the East Coast invaders. At least Stewart has never lived here so I don't need to get to riled up as to engage with my "GO HOME THEN!" speech.<br />
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Of course, what he's saying about LA is factually incorrect. According to the 2010 Census, LA actually has a slightly higher percentage of foreign-born residents than NY (39.7% vs. 36%). Don't get me wrong, I am not going to cherry pick demographic statistics to try and prove that the sky is in fact NOT blue. Wikipedia informs me that the term "melting pot" was coined to describe the Lower East Side alone. New York's long history of being an entry point for immigration to the U.S. and facts like this stand in the way of that...<br />
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<i><span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="background-color: white; font-size: 14px; line-height: 22.399999618530273px;">The New York City metropolitan area is home to the largest </span><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_Jews" style="background: none rgb(255, 255, 255); font-size: 14px; line-height: 22.399999618530273px; text-decoration: none;" title="American Jews">Jewish community</a><span style="background-color: white; font-size: 14px; line-height: 22.399999618530273px;"> outside </span><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Israel" style="background: none rgb(255, 255, 255); font-size: 14px; line-height: 22.399999618530273px; text-decoration: none;" title="Israel">Israel</a><span style="background-color: white; font-size: 14px; line-height: 22.399999618530273px;">.</span><sup class="reference" id="cite_ref-20" style="background-color: white; line-height: 1; unicode-bidi: -webkit-isolate;"><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Demographics_of_New_York_City#cite_note-20" style="background: none; text-decoration: none; white-space: nowrap;">[20]</a></sup><span style="background-color: white; font-size: 14px; line-height: 22.399999618530273px;"> It is also home to nearly a quarter of the nation's </span><a class="mw-redirect" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Indian_Americans" style="background: none rgb(255, 255, 255); font-size: 14px; line-height: 22.399999618530273px; text-decoration: none;" title="Indian Americans">Indian Americans</a><span style="background-color: white; font-size: 14px; line-height: 22.399999618530273px;"> and 15% of all </span><a class="mw-redirect" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Korean_Americans" style="background: none rgb(255, 255, 255); font-size: 14px; line-height: 22.399999618530273px; text-decoration: none;" title="Korean Americans">Korean Americans</a><sup class="reference" id="cite_ref-21" style="background-color: white; line-height: 1; unicode-bidi: -webkit-isolate;"><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Demographics_of_New_York_City#cite_note-21" style="background: none; text-decoration: none; white-space: nowrap;">[21]</a></sup><sup class="reference" id="cite_ref-22" style="background-color: white; line-height: 1; unicode-bidi: -webkit-isolate;"><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Demographics_of_New_York_City#cite_note-22" style="background: none; text-decoration: none; white-space: nowrap;">[22]</a></sup><span style="background-color: white; font-size: 14px; line-height: 22.399999618530273px;"> and the largest </span><a class="mw-redirect" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Asian_Indian" style="background: none rgb(255, 255, 255); font-size: 14px; line-height: 22.399999618530273px; text-decoration: none;" title="Asian Indian">Asian Indian</a><span style="background-color: white; font-size: 14px; line-height: 22.399999618530273px;"> population in the </span><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Western_Hemisphere" style="background: none rgb(255, 255, 255); font-size: 14px; line-height: 22.399999618530273px; text-decoration: none;" title="Western Hemisphere">Western Hemisphere</a><span style="background-color: white; font-size: 14px; line-height: 22.399999618530273px;">; the largest </span><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/African_American" style="background: none rgb(255, 255, 255); font-size: 14px; line-height: 22.399999618530273px; text-decoration: none;" title="African American">African American</a><span style="background-color: white; font-size: 14px; line-height: 22.399999618530273px;"> community of any city in the country; and </span><span style="background-color: white; font-size: 14px; line-height: 22.399999618530273px;">has now become home to </span><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Asian_Americans_in_New_York_City" style="background: none rgb(255, 255, 255); font-size: 14px; line-height: 22.399999618530273px; text-decoration: none;" title="Asian Americans in New York City">more than one million Asian Americans</a><span style="background-color: white; font-size: 14px; line-height: 22.399999618530273px;">, greater than the combined totals of </span><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/San_Francisco" style="background: none rgb(255, 255, 255); font-size: 14px; line-height: 22.399999618530273px; text-decoration: none;" title="San Francisco">San Francisco</a><span style="background-color: white; font-size: 14px; line-height: 22.399999618530273px;"> and </span><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Los_Angeles" style="background: none rgb(255, 255, 255); font-size: 14px; line-height: 22.399999618530273px; text-decoration: none;" title="Los Angeles">Los Angeles</a><span style="background-color: white; font-size: 14px; line-height: 22.399999618530273px;">.</span><sup class="reference" id="cite_ref-25" style="background-color: white; line-height: 1; unicode-bidi: -webkit-isolate;"><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Demographics_of_New_York_City#cite_note-25" style="background: none; text-decoration: none; white-space: nowrap;">[25]</a></sup><span style="background-color: white; font-size: 14px; line-height: 22.399999618530273px;"> </span></span></i><br />
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My point was only to say that LA is incredibly diverse, obviously more so than visitors may realize. And that's where I cut Mr. Stewart a little bit of slack. One criticism of LA that I still can't refute is its vastness, its sprawl, the isolating effect that has on its people. No matter how much the Metro system has improved and expanded, driving around in our own little car pods is still and will always be the most popular way of getting around in this city. For someone who comes into town as a visitor, they are going to have a far more limited and one-dimensional experience than a resident would. It makes sense that they wouldn't get underneath LA's glossy surface of superficiality and detachment to see how people live outside Rodeo Drive and Sunset Blvd. In my personal experience as a resident of Los Angeles, I feel I am constantly surrounded many different nationalities and cultures. In my acting class, I, as an American, am usually the minority. At my office, I work directly with an Irish citizen, a South African citizen, and an Australian citizen--and those are just the ones I can name off the top of my head. At home, I live underneath a Brazilian-Finnish family, across from a Spaniard, next to Guatemalans* and our two buildings just had a huge, joyous paella party on my back patio. The only thing "singular" about this City of Angels is our appreciation of great weather. If your perception of LA is that it "lacks bass and treble tones," then perhaps you should take off your noise-canceling headphones and roll your windows down. If "everybody's tuned to the same frequency," then why do we fight so much? We're not exactly shiny, happy people holding hands over here.<br />
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Granted, what Stewart says about New York is valid. Just based on my short time living there in college, I absolutely agree with his description and appreciation of New York's diversity and unique rhythms. But LA does have that in spades itself, granted, less so than New York. But a major, compelling reason for that is because, while in New York it smacks you in the face every time you step onto the sidewalk, in LA it requires the a little bit of effort and curiosity. It doesn't help when East Coasters (even after they've lived here a little while) pass judgment without truly driving down the backstreets and stepping out of their cars.<br />
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Also, how dare anybody compare LA to Vegas**! That's crossing the line, Stewart.<br />
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VIVA LOS ANGELES!<br />
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And still, it was a fantastic episode.<br />
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*I am not 100% sure they're Guatemalan. I feel confident they're from some Central American country though and what's more fun than saying "Guatemalan?"<br />
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**Cue a Las Vegas blogger taking me to task for slighting their beloved home.<br />
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I arrived at my cube this morning to find this brand new little beauty perched conspicuously on my wall. Some would consider this an even greater priveledge than having an office. In the words of Dr. Emmett Brown, "DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS?" It means, thanks to this, my own personal Honeywell, I can control the climate in my area!! I alone can decide whether it will be hot or cold! And what hot and cold means is defined by me! On the hottest summer days when I want to wear a Hawaiian shirt and sip chilled beverages, I no longer have to contend with an office temp more comparable to the Antarctic! The summer is mine! Come fall and winter, when it's time for the sweaters, blazers, scarves (??), and cords, I can drop this maybe down to 60 degrees! Who knows, maybe even lower! I'm basically like Storm now. With great power comes great responsibility.</div>
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<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgsSJoJEWKp2bDVsYAqqU73mFiaig5L8QCZJwuGDo4dwZPU7K_akTaUI7GqAc_kZ1jC3cFp41kKopUpqegEW4T1Mbze7sqh0GA8NATkRPv_zXydKlJJPGS47aJXq0SrNsW_yLWL/s1600/Storm.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em; text-align: center;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgsSJoJEWKp2bDVsYAqqU73mFiaig5L8QCZJwuGDo4dwZPU7K_akTaUI7GqAc_kZ1jC3cFp41kKopUpqegEW4T1Mbze7sqh0GA8NATkRPv_zXydKlJJPGS47aJXq0SrNsW_yLWL/s1600/Storm.jpg" height="160" width="320" /></a>j.h.k.http://www.blogger.com/profile/06419117874637825962noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18540196.post-39465493321766473112014-07-14T18:08:00.001-07:002014-07-14T18:08:39.630-07:00Potpourri (I love it as a word and even more as a Jeopardy! category)I think I have Instagrammed about this, but Instagram is such a peripheral medium to me and you don't get to say much outside of the photo. Also, I do not presume that just because you are reading this that you like me on Facebook, follow me on Twitter, or watch (?) me on Instagram. And now for my point!<br />
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I love those little bite-size Dove dark chocolates. I keep a bag in my desk drawer at work and enjoy one after lunch nearly every day. As if the the chocolate weren't enough, you know they have those little messages inside the wrapper--each one signed, "Love, Dove." My message today--for the second time, mind you--was this:<br />
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<i>You are exactly where you are supposed to be.</i><br />
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To me, those are very comforting words. I think that one was the first Love Dove message I ever got and I remember I saved that wrapper for a while because I liked it so much. That one simple sentence speaks to so many levels of my worries and woes. I'm not sure I believe the fortune anymore, but it's nice to hear.<br />
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As much as I try to have faith that I am exactly where I am supposed to be, I can't help but think sometimes how I should be someplace quite different. In those times, I feel like somewhere along the way, I veered off course and didn't realize it until I was 500 miles down the road. Unfortunately, the metaphor has no application for "reverse." When I feel off course like this, my fantasy become to start all over again--new city, new job, new life. It's easy to think you can just move pick up your shit and start fresh. I don't think I'd actually do it, not with so many friends and family close by. But it's still fun (see <i>distracting from your real problems</i>) to think where I would go if I did skip town. I don't know what it means that the places I come up with are cities I've never spent more than 2 days in if I've even been there at all. Easier to fantasize about some place whose warts you've never seen, I guess. Seattle. Portland (OR). Austin. Burlington, Vermont.<br />
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Can we please, as a people, stop asking each other "How are you" all the time? Eight times out of ten it's said in passing, piggybacking on a standard "hello."<br />
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"Hi."<br />
"Hi. How are you?"<br />
"Good. You?"<br />
"Good."<br />
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I must endure this pointless charade 25 times per day. It's beginning to drive me nuts. Obviously, if we're talking about two friends who are really asking their friend how they are and they're prepared and hoping to get a sincere, in depth answer, that's completely different and in no way irritating. It's all the other "how are you"'s I'm talking about here. Enough is enough. I think I'll start answering this question with more honesty and forthrightness than the asker is expecting or looking for.<br />
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"Hi."<br />
"Hi. How are you?"<br />
"My inner thigh is chaffing something fierce."<br />
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We'll see if they ask ME how I am again!j.h.k.http://www.blogger.com/profile/06419117874637825962noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18540196.post-73045931923888525922014-07-02T17:51:00.001-07:002014-07-02T17:51:55.467-07:00How The Mice Will PlayI took Nicole to the airport this morning at 5 a.m. Today is Day One of fourteen of my summer pseudo-bachelorhood. Let me preface this by saying that I will miss her terribly and hate it when she is gone for so long. Having said that, I do find ways to occupy myself and, of course, I do enjoy my alone time for what it's worth. I am also taking this month off from acting class so I've got even more hours to fill.<br />
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I submit to you my bacheloresque plan for the next two weeks a.k.a, The Summer of John, including hype man accompaniment:<br />
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--Visit my ol' buddy Cruiser in North Carolina <i>(Holla at you boy!)</i><br />
--Shirt-ironing party! <i>(Yeeuh!)</i><br />
--Cook <i>(Wha What Wha What)</i><br />
--Crack my ankles. A lot. She hates this. <i>(Fight the power, kid!)</i><br />
--Watch baseball! <i>(Oh dang!)</i><br />
--Read. The newspaper, a novel I've been trying to get to, plays I might work on when I go back to class, you name it! <i>(True!)</i><br />
--Meditate. I was doing this daily for a while and I had just begun to really feel some results. It just got to be where I didn't have time and something had to give. Might give it another go. <i>(Woopty woop!)</i><br />
--Do some writing? I've been thinking about trying my hand at a play, if only a one-act. <i>(Plays is bomb!)</i><br />
--Solvang trip with Conrad <i>(Gangstas need wine too!)</i><br />
--Watch movies! Movies she hates like "Zodiac" and "Before Sunset" or go to the movies...like on a Tuesday! <i>(You crazy.)</i><br />
--Sleep right down the middle <i>(Awwwwww yeeeeeeeeeeeah!)</i><br />
<i>--</i>Drink<i> (Ooooo weeee!)</i><br />
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That should just about do the trick.j.h.k.http://www.blogger.com/profile/06419117874637825962noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18540196.post-37849452305310049472014-07-01T12:26:00.002-07:002014-07-01T12:26:21.951-07:00All I Have To Do Is DreamI had a dream a few nights ago where I was talking with an old friend I haven't seen in almost ten years and haven't really known for closer to twenty. I don't even know this friend anymore, but there she was. The interesting that was how it was really her, not my estimation of her. She wasn't saying things she used to say or things I wanted her to say. Nothing could be more clear to me than the fact that this was not my subconscious putting words in her mouth, writing dialogue based on the person I knew twenty years ago. No, this was really her, I swear it, funny, surprising, and aggravating.<br />
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It got me thinking about dreams and the subconscious. I was talking to my boss at work the next day and she told me a story of her and some guy she had been acquainted with. They really didn't like each other and fought whenever they crossed paths. Then one night she had a dream that they were sitting on a staircase talking for hours. The dream itself felt like it lasted all night. The next time she saw this guy, shortly thereafter, suddenly the tension was gone and they got along great. A little later, she told him about the dream and he swore he had the exact same dream. Granted, my boss is a proud, card-carrying witch, so believe from that story what you will. Regardless, I'll bet most people have a similar story of their own where a dream intersected with reality in a mysterious way, even if only slightly.<br />
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What if we can communicate with each other through dreams? Is it possible we'll ever find a way to place those calls consciously or direct our subconscious minds to do it? What if you can do it without the other person even picking up the proverbial phone? I swear I've had dreams that were the equivalent of a telemarketer calling during dinner, some stranger I do not know and have no relation to suddenly showing up and bothering me. Yet they have a specific face. Where does that face come from? There were some bad movies made about this, weren't there?<br />
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Anyway, obviously this is a very college-dorm, stoner topic, but hey it beats talking about the weather. It's fun to think about though, even if it's a little crazy and there is little footing to be found.j.h.k.http://www.blogger.com/profile/06419117874637825962noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18540196.post-21721840928396378842014-06-17T17:24:00.000-07:002014-06-17T17:24:08.668-07:00The Coffee ChroniclesI love coffee. Really, really love it. When I gave up booze for period earlier this year, the denial of my thirst for that drink only heightened my affinity for coffee, much like a blind person developing greater hearing. Since going back on booze, however, the coffee cravings have not subsided. Which is fine. We're only talking about two cups a day here.<br />
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I got a Keurig machine for Christmas, which instantly solved one a crisis I was going through, the unreliable availability and terribly poor quality of the coffee served at work. You could never tell how long the coffee had been sitting there, who made it, or when the last time the carafe had been cleaned. Then I installed my trusty new coffee buddy right in my cubicle quad and began brewing hot, fresh, clean coffee on demand.<br />
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The next development was my realization that I was limited to the coffees available in K-Cups and to the costs of those K-Cups as well. Per cup, it was much more expensive than buying a bag of grounds. Also, there was the waste factor. I feel guilty when I have to put anything plastic in the trash and when I thought about the Keurig revolution and all the waste it was creating worldwide, I had a moment of pause.<br />
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Then I made one of the great Target purchases of recent memory, the reusable K-Cup in which you load your own grounds. No limits, no trash. For months, I have been singing a happy tune come coffee time thanks to this wonderful invention. Why couldn't I just leave well enough alone? No one can ever truly sustain contentment, I suppose.<br />
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I began to wonder recently, whether K-Cups of any variety were producing a filtered coffee or something more equatable to a french press coffee, which, as still many people do not know, is very high in cholesterol. Having been diagnosed with elevated cholesterol, I feared I may be begging a cardiac incident every time I scratched my coffee itch, which breaks down to 10 times a week at work. I took to the Google and found that standard disposable K-Cups actually contain tiny little paper filters in them. They're rather cute actually when you see the photos, kind of like those little doll-sized tents they display in the camping aisle at Target. Anyway, my reusable K-Cup employs only a metal filter, which further research finds does NOT magically make the cholesterol go away like a paper filter does.<br />
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So I am left with a choice, pay more for the disposable K-Cups and toss more non-biodegradable waste onto the heap of the nearest landfill or risk cardiac arrest. I'll tell ya, I'm in a real pickle here.<br />
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OR(!) do I think outside the cup and get innovative? I realize, I am foolish to publish this, but I think I just....yeah, I just had an idea. I have instructed my research & development team to cease work on my Pie Crane and devote all manpower to the K-Cup sized paper filter for use inside the reusable K-Cup apparatus. This could be a game changer not just for me, but for all of coffee-drinking mankind. Stay tuned.<br />
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<br />j.h.k.http://www.blogger.com/profile/06419117874637825962noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18540196.post-76372714845931371682014-06-11T19:02:00.001-07:002014-06-11T19:02:49.683-07:00Mental Dump WednesdayI'm growing my beard out. Mostly out of sheer boredom. When I get the itch to go shopping but find it absent from the current budget, I guess I respond with facial hair.<br />
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The Cold War of today is the constant battle with office temperature. Employees and the A/C or furnace that rules them have been embattled in this bitter feud for decades. When the weather is cold, people wear warm clothes, and vice-versa when it's hot outside, of course. The Office tries to play nice but the problem is it seems to have only two options in its arsenal and both of them are nuclear. In my current situation, there is a vent twenty feet above my head that blows directly at my head and face with an arctic blast jet stream. I'm currently wearing fingerless gloves. Tomorrow, I'll be bringing a scarf to work...in June. It's only at my particular desk. I can hold up my hand and feel the breeze of icy, robotic air blowing against it. Six inches to the left, nothing. I would complain, but I fear rocking the boat could lead to my banishment to the newly opened 4th Floor with it's cruel and unusual short-walled cubicles. It's Hell with a view up there. No, I think I'll just keep adding layers and taking my vitamins.j.h.k.http://www.blogger.com/profile/06419117874637825962noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18540196.post-26063788463775282842014-06-11T00:13:00.001-07:002014-06-11T00:13:25.291-07:00Post-Class, Angels Game Live BloggingSorry I'm late, but as I type this, it's still Tuesday and the Angels are going to the bottom of the 14th inning. How weird is this...Over the broadcast, you can hear the voice of a young boy cheering on the team. I have heard that same exact kid at a game I went to earlier this season. I know for a fact it's the same kid not just because of the sound of his voice, but also by the fact that he chants "Let's go Angel," as in one Angel, singular.<br />
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It was a really good class tonight. I had been struggling a bit finding a way in to my new scene because it's written as very...opaque.<br />
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Anyway, there are a thousand things I love about acting, but tonight I was reminded of a few particular reasons.<br />
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HOME RUN!!!! COLIN COWGILL!! ANGELS WIN!!!! ANGELS WIN!!! LIGHT THAT BABY UP!!!<br />
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One is how studying a character and a scene is like figuring out a puzzle of human behavior. Why does this character do what he does? What is he thinking when he says that? What does he want from this other person? Often, they are not very challenging puzzles; the motives and conflict are crystal clear. With my current scene, however, it's been difficult to get a handle on. Tonight, I found the soft spot in its armor and I broke through to the core. I get it now and it's really creatively inspiring. It's that challenge, that process of looking at it from all angles over the course of maybe several days or a week until you finally make that discovery that I really love...<br />
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It's funny, they dumped the Gatorade on Cowgill. They'd already ripped his jersey off so he's standing there doing an interview in his Dri-Fit undershirt, soaking wet. Dude is friggin ripped because you can see his six-pack through his shirt. He looks like the Chris O'Donnell Robin right now.<br />
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Anywho (BIG WIN, HALOS!).....The other thing that came to mind tonight was how in the process of taking on this puzzle of human behavior, you really learn about yourself as well. You can't help but find some way of relating to the character or to what he's going through. Even if the character could not be any more different from you or even if the choices they make in their circumstances are the opposite of the choices you'd make, simply examining their differences or similarities to you brings you a greater understanding of yourself. And that, in the broadest sense, is the essence of the whole big tamale, isn't it?<br />
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Thank you, Halos. Goodnight and let's sweep tomorrow.j.h.k.http://www.blogger.com/profile/06419117874637825962noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18540196.post-63778098266886779952014-06-09T13:25:00.000-07:002014-06-09T13:25:55.827-07:00This I Vow To TheeI hereby declare to post something on you, dearest blog, every day henceforth or at least Monday through Friday, excluding major holidays. I owe you that commitment and, let's face it, I could use the company. I can't promise every post will be of any certain length or value, but I can guarantee it will show up. That's what matters, right? Here we go!<br />
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I live in an apartment in a pretty nice neighborhood. There's a few things to walk to, but it's also nice to just walk around the residential streets. I've done that a few times over the last couple months and it's really got me thinking about lifestyle, expectations, the future, etc. Growing up, I never lived in a house, yet it still seemed to me a very normal, regular thing that just kind of came automatically with adulthood. This was in Long Beach, not LA, and all of my friends lived in houses. No one struck me as particularly wealthy, just normal, middle-class people with decent jobs and kids. Walking around my neighborhood now, with the exception of the occasional huge, mega-house, it reminds me a lot of those same Long Beach streets I played wiffleball on and chased the ice cream man down. I have a decent job now and feel mostly like an adult, and yet even the average 2.5-bedroom, 1000-sq. ft. house is utterly unattainable. The house that I knew to be home to a single-income household of a cop or a factory worker here and now costs over a million dollars. Unless my career trajectory takes an unexpectedly sharp new incline, that's never going to be possible for me. Not here. It's a humbling, glass-ceiling type of feeling to realize that the middle-class American dream of a modest house with a tree in the front yard, a basketball hoop over the garage, and a relatively safe school nearby is now the life of the millionaire. I feel like going door-to-door to ask, "Excuse me, what do you do?"<br />
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Sure, I could move, and maybe someday I will, but in the meantime, it feels somewhat surreal to live in my neighborhood and at the same time feel like a complete outsider there.j.h.k.http://www.blogger.com/profile/06419117874637825962noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18540196.post-3119396603857664322014-01-09T16:26:00.001-08:002014-01-09T16:26:42.479-08:00It's Just WrongWe have a problem here. We have a very acute contrast that needs to be corrected, quickly.<br />
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I just paid a visit to the office men's room. I'm standing there at urinal station two, everything is going great, no turbulence to report. So I'm relaxed. About three seconds into the process, the overwhelming smell of the room invades my nose and consciousness. It's not what you're thinking. It's not even remotely related to what you're thinking and that is the problem. Our men's room smells like fresh, hot-out-the-oven vanilla cake. Not just vanilla, mind you, because that's a popular enough scent in candles and incense and such as to be innocuous by now, but rather, warm vanilla cake. If you're going to load the scent dispenser in a men's room (and please, please do that), you need to be using your pines, your ocean breezes, your sandalwoods. Hell, I'll even give you "clean cotton" because, as we all know, at least that is related to what's happening in a restroom in the opposite sense. But in no instance anywhere, ever should there be a food scent fogged into a men's room where all hell has been known to break loose frequently throughout any given 60 hour work week, especially not a food as specific and delicious and emotionally-provoking as warm vanilla cake.<br />
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Sure enough, just as I was hurrying along to finish and escape this gas chamber of horrors, some nameless of pair of feet gave us all a jarring blast from its ass, seemingly just to drive home the point. Warm vanilla cake in a men's room is a scent confounding to the senses, a senseless choice made by an obviously sadistic mind.j.h.k.http://www.blogger.com/profile/06419117874637825962noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18540196.post-59986043786520795352014-01-07T18:24:00.004-08:002014-01-07T18:24:57.844-08:00Square OneThere is a lovely kind of peace to the new year. After the holiday crescendo of Christmas, there's a quiet lull, like that moment in flight after a steep takeoff where you level out and settle in, overlooking an endless blanket of clouds. For a brief period, the calendar is blank, the bank account is bare, and there is the opportunity to consider the potential for the year ahead before it's begun to take shape on its own. What do I want to happen this year? What will inevitably happen that I never could have imagined? What's more fun than possibility?<br />
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This weekend will be the second in a row in which I will "do" very little and yet I am as excited for it as I would be to go to Disneyland (Okay, almost). Sleep in. Have a relaxing breakfast and read the paper. Open all the windows and play those albums I'd been meaning to give a second and third listen. NFL Playoffs on TV. Have a beer or three because, why not, I'm not going anywhere. Take a walk. Take a nap. Walk down to the grocery store and forage for dinner. Cook! Really, actually cook! Play more music. Dance. Watch a movie. Or two. Sunday: repeat, with the exception of a show Sunday night, because it is good to get out amongst the lively, in small doses. (Please forgive my stylistic writing there, I was just not hearing it with commas.) <br />
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Someone asked me today about doing something in the near future and while I appreciate how nice of a gesture it was, part of me wants to fervently defend my lack of commitments. If I were being completely honest without consideration, I would say, "No. I have no plans and don't wish to make any, thank you very much." But I try not to be such an arse.<br />
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I write about having no commitments as I'm an hour away from starting my acting class again. <i>Hypocrite!</i> I am truly excited about getting back to it. Like the Avett Brothers' sing, "Now I'm rested and I'm ready...Rested and I'm ready...Now I'm rested and I'm ready to begin." I think the month off (less than that really) was a wise choice. I needed a break just to live in my own skin for a few weeks. Plus, a fresh start is almost always great idea if you can do it. I feel open, very unset in my ways at the moment and am looking forward to finding my way through a new scene. And, on that note, I must now go prepare my traditional, never-to-be-skipped-or-deviated-from peanut butter and jelly sandwich. <i>Hypocrite!</i><br />
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I've just learned how to play chess. I had tried once before when I was maybe 16, but I didn't have the patience then even for learning it, much less for playing it. I don't know, maybe it just caught me on a bad day. Anyway, a couple of weeks ago I was visiting a friend on his birthday and I got roped into playing again, but this time it took.<br />
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It wasn't even traditional chess, it was this special, expanded four-person board that made it all the more complicated. At first, I was completely lost. I didn't know what the hell was going on or how I was supposed to get the ball rolling. I kept a tight perimeter around my King and Queen and was even hesitant to let my Pawns stray too far from the castle keep. As the game went on though and I lost a piece or two unexpectedly, I began to catch on and start to think every move and every accompanying opponent's move through. Even by the end, I couldn't quite see the board the way an experienced player would and I had to talk myself through each move like I was teaching a first grader arithmetic. I also had a lot of help from my gracious buddies.<br />
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We played for hours and had a really good time. I love the intricacy of it and the pace, which for me was admittedly glacial. I don't know how those little clocks that some people use factor in and I don't think I want to know. When we were in Alaska this summer, we would have these stretches of time when we were on the boat for a few hours, on a run to our next anchorage, and we'd break out the board games. If we ever get back there, I'm bringing chess. It should come as no surprise that I am already a total sucker to the idea of playing chess in front of a fireplace with a glass of brandy or a mug of coffee for hours on end this holiday season. I know, I'm a living, breathing cliche of a dork, but you know what, so be it. Oooo, chess in the park sounds pretty awesome as well. I always saw those guys playing in Washington Square Park and I didn't really think about it, but I totally get it now.<br />
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It beats Chutes and Ladders, that's for sure.j.h.k.http://www.blogger.com/profile/06419117874637825962noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18540196.post-75790302983466207322013-10-30T17:39:00.003-07:002013-10-31T11:14:15.191-07:00MallratI need a good old-fashioned shopping day.<br />
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I could use one of those great days where you don't necessarily go hog wild, but you treat yourself. Maybe you pull the trigger on that one thing you've been picking up and putting back down or visiting a few times a week online. Maybe you don't just buy the shirt, but the pants, belt, and sweater to match. And you stock up on some staples, retiring a few pairs of the old socks and underwear that have lost the elasticity of their youth. Then there is the surprise, the hat or the scarf you're not sure you can actually pull off, but what the hell, you take the risk. </div>
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No shopping day is complete without lunch. On a day such as this perfect shopping day, I like to avoid the food court and go to that white linen place that looks a little too nice for a mall. The temptation here would be to indulge in a beer or a glass of wine, but I will shock you when I say I would abstain. You have to keep your energy up, not slow it down. </div>
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It's late for the true go-getters, but a little holiday shopping in October is still ahead of the game, I say, which means the pressure is not yet dialed up. You can relax and let the gift ideas come to you. On a day like this, they usually do. It's shopping as a crossword puzzle rather than a fever pitch scavenger hunt. Isn't it great to knock out the toughest person on the list on a day where you're not even officially trying? Your arm and hand strength is probably sapped what with all the bags you're carrying by now so why not make a run to the car. You lighten your load, get some fresh air and head back in with renewed vigor. </div>
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At this point, you splurge on a coffee and a chocolate (I'm a See's man, but I have no problem with your Godivas, your Leonidas). You're worth it, damn it. Then there is always that one last store, the one whose window display has been a splinter in your mind all day, but which you would only go into once you were done with everything else. Well that time has come. It's nice to find something new for the home too, I think, candle, pillow, whatever. I have held back until now, but I will announce now that we've reached the home goods leg of the journey that I am a deft sale shopper. My restraint in staking out price reductions is on par with legendary hunger strikes or spiritual fasts. I will wait these stores out and then, when they lose heart and break, I strike like a cobra. I find home goods can be the safest genres of sale shopping in that returns rarely come into play.</div>
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The great shopping day is capped off most enjoyably with the post-shopping movie. The two were practically made for each other. You're there, you've worked hard all day, but you're tired. Why not rest and take in a flick? Popcorn is mandatory, of course. Something about the escapist vibe of the mall renders all but the most rudimentary of nutritional standards moot.</div>
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Yessir, there is nothing quite like the classic all American shopping day. Say what you will about the conveniences and advantages of online shopping, which are valid, I agree, but you cannot compare it to the full sensory comfort of a great mall shopping day.</div>
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